Retagged items?

So, which of your items have you renamed, redescriptioned, or both?
If the proper name of an item is in ()'s then I forgot it's original name.
Yes, I've come up with the names and descriptions for all of these myself, as unoriginal as they may be.

I've done a lot of mine, so here they are:

Bill's Hat:
Somebody else's Hat
Though it may have once belonged to Bill, it not belongs to Somebody else.

Mad Milk:
Scout's Semen
You don't want to know how it's recharged...

The Degreaser:
Spy Checker 5000


The Axtinguisher:
A Sharp Edged Guitar
It's really better as an axe though.

Loch'n'Load:
Double Barrel Launcher
And I only need one for you to be gone.

The Eyelander:
Super Long Sword
Because a Long Sword was just too short.

(Demo Shield):
A Small, Round, Pointy Shield
It's small, round, pointy, and painful. Yes, very painful.

(Ghost Axe Thing):
Big Boy Axe
Warning: Sharp pieces may be hazardous to anyone under the age of 99.

(Demo Shades):
Shades for the Half Blind
These were practically made for the Demoman.

The Sandvich:
Ham and Mayo on Rye


(Sentry Aiming Thing):
Manual Aimbot
Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands... literally.

Gunslinger:

Sometimes you just need a little less gun.

(Medic's Fedora):
Medic's Fedora with A Feather
The Medic stole the Spy's Fedora, painted it white, and stuck a feather on it. *I painted it white*

Jarate:
Jar'o'Piss
Yes, the Sniper just HAD to go that bad.

Your Eternal Reward:
Auto-Disguise-Changer-Killer 5000


Bottle (standard):
Sunny D and Rum *See Ray William Johnson for reference*


Minigun (standard):
Sasha
As seen on Meet the Heavy.

Jarate:
Piss
Yes, piss.

I think I remember seeing you with that once... or someone else's that was similar... forgot.
Which reminds me, we need to play some time. We need to duel. I sold my spare Foster's Facade for 6 mini-duels, lol.